Mr. Poet's Mother Part 3

       7/26/12
Mom always used to spank me a bunch,
Whenever I would take a bath in my lunch.

Mr. Poet's Mother Part 2

      7/25/12
I once said to my mom,
"I'm glad your name is not Tom.
Because then instead of my mother,
You would probably be my brother."

Mr. Poet's Mother Part 1

         7/19/12
I once had a mother,
Who wasn't my brother.
And since she wasn't my sister,
I sometimes kissed her

The Saga of the Coffee Shop part 6

                7/17/12
So since they're not really all that nice to me,
Next time I'll go to a shop with tea.

The Saga of the Coffee Shop part 5

             7/12/12
I know it how crazy it sounds,
but sometimes I like to gurgle the coffee grounds

The Saga of the Coffee Shop part 4

When I’m broke I just sit and read the paper,

And try to inhale the coffee vapor

The Saga of the Coffee Shop Part 3

                  7/3/12
Sometimes it makes me want to fight,
When the guy doesn't get my order right.
Like when he thinks a cup of coffee means,
I want a cup of coffee beans!

The Saga of the Coffee Shop part 2

I like to go way before noon,
And they give me coffee and sugar and a spoon.
But I said, "What would perk me up,
Is to put my coffee and my sugar in a cup"!