The Kid That Swallowed the Squid 3/8/10

There once was a kid,
That swallowed a squid.
Then he spit him out,
And started to pout,
He said, "That was bad,
The worst squid I've ever had."

The Chronicles of Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Parts 10-12

Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 10 2/28/12
I wonder if the fire would of been as big,
If the lantern had been kicked over by a pig.

  
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 11 2/29/12
Mrs. Oleary's cow deserves to be spanked,
If you set a city on fire you won't be thanked.


Mrs O'Leary's Cow, Part 12 3/6/12
I think I finally had enough,
Of talking about cows and fire and stuff.
Unless you like brainless cows my friend,
You'll be glad to see this end. 

The Chronicles of Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Parts 7-9

Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 7
The fire was started by the cow of Mrs. O'Leary,
When I think of it I get all sad and teary.


Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 8 2/19/12
The strangest thing I've heard in all my days,
A cow kicking a lantern and starting a blaze.


Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 9 2/20/12
The cow with his foot started a fire,
If anyone says that's smart, they're a liar.   

The Cronicles of Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Parts 4-6

Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 4 2/8/12
Because of a silly cow, a city was destroyed.
And every time I think of it I really get annoyed.


Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 5 2/9/12
The cow kicked the lamp into the hay,
I wonder why he thought it was okay.


Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 6 2/15/12
The Cow knocked over the lamp, it was scary.
The lamp was so bright the cow, not very.

The Chronicles of Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Parts 1-3

Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 1

Chicago was burning and if you're wondering how,
It's all cause of that dumb cow.


Mrs O'Leary's Cow, Part 2
A bunch of buildings burned, and you'll never guess how,
It was all 'cause of that dumb cow.


Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 3  2/4/12 
The Chicago fire destroyed stuff and caused many pains,
All because a cow didn't have many brains.
It destroyed a whole bunch of the city,
Because the cow's brain was little bitty.

Introduction

Hi, I'm Charity, scribe to Mr. Poet. First I would like to mention for those of you that may not know, Mr. Poet is actually a hand with glasses and is given his inspiration by Dad (shh don't tell Mr. Poet). Mr. Poet has been doing a series on Mrs. O'Leary's cow but there is no telling when he may get tired of it so if you see the subject drastically change don't be surprised. In my next post I will give you the first three in the series.