Bovine Conspiracy

The Saga of the Coffee Shop part 1

              6/13/12
There once was a coffee shop,
At which I like to stop.
I always like to drink,
And sit a while and think.
And it felt just like a dream,
To have coffee and sugar and cream.

The Colenel

           5/14/12
There once was a Colonel,
That kept a journal.
He wrote about his life,
And all about his wife.
 But the Colonel couldn't spell,
At least not very well.
So when he tried to write,
It took him all night.

Appendectomy Series part 4 6/12/12

When it was over the doctor came to her bed,
He told her, "Sorry we took out your Liver instead!"
And he said to the nurse "We took her liver,
And we don't have another to give her!"
So she put on her clothes and brushed her hair,
and she left the hospital with her appendix still there!

Appendectomy Series part 3 5/31/12

As they wheeled her to the operating room,
She felt a growing sense of doom.
Especially when she saw the nurse,
Pull a pair of scissors from her purse.
But her courage was really hard to keep,
When they forgot to put her to sleep!

Appendectomy Series part 2 5/29/12

The doctor tried to do surgery, but,
He couldn't remember where to cut!