Monday, December 24, 2012

Mr. Poet's Stocking part 3

          12/11/12
It sure would be nice and dandy,
If it was filled with candy.

Mr. Poet's Stocking part 2

Since my stocking is there on the wall,
My family must love me after all.

All you people can quit your mocking,
'Cause I finally got a stocking.

Mr. Poet's Stocking part 1

              12/6/12
I know my family loves me not,
Because on Christmas a stocking I have not got.

I am not loved I know 'tis true,
Because I have no stocking by the flue.

Because by the chimney no stocking is there,
I know that my family doesn't care.

Mr. Poet's Mother part 6

           9/6/12
My mother was very nice,
And I always took her advice.
Especially when she said,
Leave me alone and go to bed.

Mr. Poet's Mother part 5

My mother tried to make some soup,
But it looked more like squiggly goup.
And when she made me birthday cake,
It was so hard my teeth it did break.

Mr. Poet's Mother part 4

                   8/12//12
My mother taught me to read and write,
I was so great at it i gave her a fright.
I wrote books and letters and poems and stuff
And they were so great i could never write enough.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Mr. Poet's Mother Part 3

       7/26/12
Mom always used to spank me a bunch,
Whenever I would take a bath in my lunch.