Mr. Poet's Stocking part 3

          12/11/12
It sure would be nice and dandy,
If it was filled with candy.

Mr. Poet's Stocking part 2

Since my stocking is there on the wall,
My family must love me after all.

All you people can quit your mocking,
'Cause I finally got a stocking.

Mr. Poet's Stocking part 1

              12/6/12
I know my family loves me not,
Because on Christmas a stocking I have not got.

I am not loved I know 'tis true,
Because I have no stocking by the flue.

Because by the chimney no stocking is there,
I know that my family doesn't care.

Mr. Poet's Mother part 6

           9/6/12
My mother was very nice,
And I always took her advice.
Especially when she said,
Leave me alone and go to bed.

Mr. Poet's Mother part 5

My mother tried to make some soup,
But it looked more like squiggly goup.
And when she made me birthday cake,
It was so hard my teeth it did break.

Mr. Poet's Mother part 4

                   8/12//12
My mother taught me to read and write,
I was so great at it i gave her a fright.
I wrote books and letters and poems and stuff
And they were so great i could never write enough.

Mr. Poet's Mother Part 3

       7/26/12
Mom always used to spank me a bunch,
Whenever I would take a bath in my lunch.

Mr. Poet's Mother Part 2

      7/25/12
I once said to my mom,
"I'm glad your name is not Tom.
Because then instead of my mother,
You would probably be my brother."

Mr. Poet's Mother Part 1

         7/19/12
I once had a mother,
Who wasn't my brother.
And since she wasn't my sister,
I sometimes kissed her

The Saga of the Coffee Shop part 6

                7/17/12
So since they're not really all that nice to me,
Next time I'll go to a shop with tea.

The Saga of the Coffee Shop part 5

             7/12/12
I know it how crazy it sounds,
but sometimes I like to gurgle the coffee grounds

The Saga of the Coffee Shop part 4

When I’m broke I just sit and read the paper,

And try to inhale the coffee vapor

The Saga of the Coffee Shop Part 3

                  7/3/12
Sometimes it makes me want to fight,
When the guy doesn't get my order right.
Like when he thinks a cup of coffee means,
I want a cup of coffee beans!

The Saga of the Coffee Shop part 2

I like to go way before noon,
And they give me coffee and sugar and a spoon.
But I said, "What would perk me up,
Is to put my coffee and my sugar in a cup"!

Bovine Conspiracy

The Saga of the Coffee Shop part 1

              6/13/12
There once was a coffee shop,
At which I like to stop.
I always like to drink,
And sit a while and think.
And it felt just like a dream,
To have coffee and sugar and cream.

The Colenel

           5/14/12
There once was a Colonel,
That kept a journal.
He wrote about his life,
And all about his wife.
 But the Colonel couldn't spell,
At least not very well.
So when he tried to write,
It took him all night.

Appendectomy Series part 4 6/12/12

When it was over the doctor came to her bed,
He told her, "Sorry we took out your Liver instead!"
And he said to the nurse "We took her liver,
And we don't have another to give her!"
So she put on her clothes and brushed her hair,
and she left the hospital with her appendix still there!

Appendectomy Series part 3 5/31/12

As they wheeled her to the operating room,
She felt a growing sense of doom.
Especially when she saw the nurse,
Pull a pair of scissors from her purse.
But her courage was really hard to keep,
When they forgot to put her to sleep!

Appendectomy Series part 2 5/29/12

The doctor tried to do surgery, but,
He couldn't remember where to cut!

Appendectomy Series Part 1 4/22/12

There once was a lady whose appendix burst,
Of all the troubles this is the very worst!
They rushed her to the emergency room,
Because her appendix went BOOM!

The Mule 4/2/12

There once was a mule,
Who thought he was cool.
As he climbed mountain passes,
He wore fine sunglasses.
He brushed his hair in curls,
To impress the mule girls.
But the best thing, of course,
Was that he wasn't a horse!

The Kid That Swallowed the Squid 3/8/10

There once was a kid,
That swallowed a squid.
Then he spit him out,
And started to pout,
He said, "That was bad,
The worst squid I've ever had."

The Chronicles of Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Parts 10-12

Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 10 2/28/12
I wonder if the fire would of been as big,
If the lantern had been kicked over by a pig.

  
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 11 2/29/12
Mrs. Oleary's cow deserves to be spanked,
If you set a city on fire you won't be thanked.


Mrs O'Leary's Cow, Part 12 3/6/12
I think I finally had enough,
Of talking about cows and fire and stuff.
Unless you like brainless cows my friend,
You'll be glad to see this end. 

The Chronicles of Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Parts 7-9

Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 7
The fire was started by the cow of Mrs. O'Leary,
When I think of it I get all sad and teary.


Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 8 2/19/12
The strangest thing I've heard in all my days,
A cow kicking a lantern and starting a blaze.


Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 9 2/20/12
The cow with his foot started a fire,
If anyone says that's smart, they're a liar.   

The Cronicles of Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Parts 4-6

Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 4 2/8/12
Because of a silly cow, a city was destroyed.
And every time I think of it I really get annoyed.


Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 5 2/9/12
The cow kicked the lamp into the hay,
I wonder why he thought it was okay.


Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 6 2/15/12
The Cow knocked over the lamp, it was scary.
The lamp was so bright the cow, not very.

The Chronicles of Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Parts 1-3

Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 1

Chicago was burning and if you're wondering how,
It's all cause of that dumb cow.


Mrs O'Leary's Cow, Part 2
A bunch of buildings burned, and you'll never guess how,
It was all 'cause of that dumb cow.


Mrs. O'Leary's Cow, Part 3  2/4/12 
The Chicago fire destroyed stuff and caused many pains,
All because a cow didn't have many brains.
It destroyed a whole bunch of the city,
Because the cow's brain was little bitty.

Introduction

Hi, I'm Charity, scribe to Mr. Poet. First I would like to mention for those of you that may not know, Mr. Poet is actually a hand with glasses and is given his inspiration by Dad (shh don't tell Mr. Poet). Mr. Poet has been doing a series on Mrs. O'Leary's cow but there is no telling when he may get tired of it so if you see the subject drastically change don't be surprised. In my next post I will give you the first three in the series.