Appendectomy Series Part 1 4/22/12

There once was a lady whose appendix burst,
Of all the troubles this is the very worst!
They rushed her to the emergency room,
Because her appendix went BOOM!

The Mule 4/2/12

There once was a mule,
Who thought he was cool.
As he climbed mountain passes,
He wore fine sunglasses.
He brushed his hair in curls,
To impress the mule girls.
But the best thing, of course,
Was that he wasn't a horse!